ESPN Digs My Tweets, Apparently.


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Of course the first time ESPN uses my thoughts it’s me supporting the Celtics…

Source: ESPN (Eastern Conference Forecast)

Shout out to Alex Musibay (@ANM90) for finding this and giving me the heads up. Figures the one time I read through one of their columns a little too fast I miss my own published work (?) on display. Of course, the one time I get recognized I’m talking positively about one of my team’s biggest rivals, if not the biggest. Are you trying to tell me something, God? It sure feels that way. I’m still not listening though. The whole reason I felt the need to tweet that was because I was SHOCKED by the amount of people in outrage because the Celtics were predicted to finish second. The East is REALLY BAD. To me the Celtics are the clear cut second-best team in the conference (barring injuries). Might have to devote an entire post to the revamped Celts to justify my feelings. Stay tuned.

Fantasy Football 101 – The Basics


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Now I assume you’re only reading this post if you partake in Fantasy Football. If you’re just reading this for fun, cool, but when you’re done go sign up for a league so this can actually make more sense to you, because I’m about to bless you all with a lot of fantasy knowledge. If you read my previous post, then you know I live for Fantasy Football. I treat this like its my job, like its my calling to teach the fantasy players of the world the essence of proper Fantasy Football-ism. Over the next few days (weeks even), I’ll be holding sessions for this course I call Fantasy Football 101. With that being said, welcome to class… Continue reading

OFFICIAL: James Harden Is Way Cooler Than You Are


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Rick James ain’t got nothin on James Harden

Man, there’s so much going on in this picture that it gives Giraldo Rivera’s mustache a run for its money. Here is James “Gold Chainzz” Harden having himself a damn good time at some white party where apparently he was the only male invited. Must be nice. This photo comes directly from the twitter feed of @LollieCakez aka “Lollie” who, from taking  a quick stroll down her twitter page, frequently enjoys taking pictures of her ass, the asses of her friends, as well as taking a bite out of her g-strings every now and then and posting it all over the internet. These are the kind of people that gravitate to gold medal winning athletes that ball out with no need for a shirt. Be jealous, Anglo middle-class America. Which, by the way, I thought only Crocodile Dundee could pull off a leopard print cowboy hat. Boy, was I wrong. How many of these women do you think Mr. Harden took home with him? Do you think they make jokes about the perma-innuendo that is his last name? Does his beard tickle women to no end? One thing is for sure, this picture raises more questions than it answers.



Harden And Westbrook Are Comedy Gold


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The Best Images From The 2012 Olympics


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LBJ making Kevin Love feel like Derrick Rose at the All-Star Game.

“I’m better than you. Na-na Na-na Boo-boo, Stick Your Head in Doo-doo.”

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